my talents include stress eating and falling in love with people that will never love me back

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i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

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Favourite Australian saying: “have a good one”. Have a good what? We’ll never tell. You’ll never know Australian secrets.

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being an adult sucks cause when people ask you to hang out you cant be like “my mom said no” you just have to change your name and move away

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