my talents include stress eating and falling in love with people that will never love me back
i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?
Favourite Australian saying: “have a good one”. Have a good what? We’ll never tell. You’ll never know Australian secrets.
being an adult sucks cause when people ask you to hang out you cant be like “my mom said no” you just have to change your name and move away